Does he mean in the primaries? Because the supposed hellhole that is New Hampshire went for Clinton in the general.

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

Cats doing drugs. What next? SMH

...but frequently Asian-Americans are as well.

Just more confirmation that the entire Republican party and its associated infrastructure is/has been running a coordinated psy-ops campaign against the American public, for years.

And admit that an obese 70-year-old man with dementia was not, in fact, the healthiest person to ever assume the presidency? I think you’re underestimating his ego. Even after he dies, he’ll have someone in place to keep tweeting on his account, telling everyone that the news of his death was totally fake and invented…

In memoriam, RIP Mooch

Oh, for sure: it’s not to downplay his other legislative issues, the fact he’s not really a maverick, the hard work Collins and Murkowski did from day one, or the fact that McCain gave us Palin. I can appreciate, however, the art of the last minute ‘fuck you,’ and if anyone knows the procedural rules necessary to do…

Shhh don’t tell Ivanka...

Ms. Anti-Entitlements/Black Lives Don’t Matter was a gainfully employed college graduate still on her parents’ insurance. The most special of snowflakes.

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

The only acceptable expression for them to be wearing at this moment

If you get any joy out of advocating police violence you should not be president.

I had to start braising the beef, pork butt and veal shanks for the tomato sauce. It was Michael’s favorite. I was making ziti with the meat gravy and I’m planning to roast some peppers over the flames and I was gonna put on some string beans with some olive oil…

Yeah, I’m not really at issue with how the sausage is made, unless it ultimately contains toxic ingredients. It doesn’t matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, so I’m fine with it. I wish that they were able to rightfully speak their true thoughts and not suck up to the bat-shit crazy vote that they need to get…

I think this was payback for Trump’s “I like people who weren’t captured” jab.