I guarantee you he had to ask someone how to spell Barron’s name.

Barron was traumatized because the bloody head looked like Mommy’s friend.

Lolo goes all YOLO as sports pro on tv show.
Filmed on Go-Pro

SHE’S NOT THERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!

“Monsieur Donald? It ees Emmanuel. Of la France, oui. I call to make sure your hand is okay? It is smaller than one expects, like a child’s hand truly, and I feared maybe I squeeze too hard?”

Ooooooooh! Can I play?

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

Did you miss the part where he was sexting teenagers next to his sleeping child?

Cheers! I wish I could love this comment. =)

She didn’t give the recipe for President Awful’s favorite frozen treat- Putin Pops!

The big picture is that she’s posting popsicle recipes while her husband is under investigation for espionage and treason. How is this remotely the same as the scandal-free previous ACTUAL First Lady? What we need to let go of is false equivalence that gives a pass to these criminals. Both sides do not do it, mofo.

Yes and Trump is the greatest white, just ask him.

Yeah, if only he could have waited a little longer, until Trump brings the coal mines back.

I suspect with this individual it’s all a blur where a single call from her feels like an eternity.

It’s a shame this poor nice young never got the mental health treatment he needed.

It’s really lovely how you crap on him being a drama teacher. Let’s dismiss teachers! Especially the arts!

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

Butterfly pose. Swan pose. Weasel pose (bend at the hips, reach for passport)

“Crooked Jared?”