Brief summary of the decision:

Putin helpfully offered to provide minutes of Kislyak & Lavrov’s Oval Office meeting with our Blabber in Chief, I’m sure he’d be willing to help with this as well. What a guy!

Chaos theory. Dick pics are the new butterfly’s wings.

pffft since when has being a creepy perv stopped anyone from becoming president

Is this a case of “For Want of a Nail”?

There’s so much fuckery, chicanery, dishonesty, and all-around lunacy in this administration that it’s hard to keep track. It’s like trying to keep up with the Tasmanian Devil.

Kushner is a 6th grade mean girl. Obsessed with money, power, clothes, and cute boys.

Try the new man’s scent: Collusion.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Your username is the Greatest of All Time

Yes, I completely understand what you are saying. I’m non-party so I only ever cared about the best person. Since Trump is a walking mental disorder, it was a no-brainer. The more I read and research, the more I believe the election was severely compromised. there is apparently evidence of russian computers and voter…

Oh? Go on. You’re among friends here...

Salesgirl to Kellyanne:

I said it before and I’ll say it again. This is the picture of vodka and Valium. Trust.

This is the only time that i’ve arrived without getting on the train.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.