Indiana Jones and the Dial Up of Destiny.  You will believe a man can eventually go online!

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

Well hey, a little art history show ’n tell is in order I guess, though the episode title is ultimately a great deal more subtle than merely a knowing tongue-in-cheek pun.

The Wilde At The End Of This Comment

And it tears me up inside!

Leonard liked this from beyond the grave!

I think I can speak for a lot of people in that if Magnitude doesn’t come back then there is no reason to even make the movie. Pop. Pop.

“James Rock” obviously just signed up to avoid saying “he’s black”.

BORTLES!

Details in this story that let you know Zendaya’s mom is white:

“then that is a bigger problem...”

If there’s anything I know by now, it’s that people are totally capable of understanding they’re watching fiction and still develop an understanding of reality based on that fiction.

Please adjust the “Southern Baptist megachurch” to “Baptist megachurch in the South.” Southern Baptist is a specific church and denomination. It is not Black or Black-friendly.

I’ll take $20,000 to hug you.  Is that how this works?

Look, I know we give the A.V. Club a lot of shit these days, so I figured a bit of praise is in order. This is an amazing phrase and bonus points for using my favorite word:

I once drove through Texas at night on my way from LA to Michigan. After a few hours seeing nothing but my own headlights I suddenly slammed on the brakes. My passanger jumped awake and was like “What happened?” I sheeplishly said “The road curved” just a gentle roll to the right but after all that dead straight…

This is how we know this is fiction:

In many cases (a lot of businesspeople), it’s because giving people who work for them the short end of stick is how they get a bunch of money. If you’re the sort of person who cares about your employees, and about fairness and decency and keeping your word, it’s a lot harder to become insanely rich. Not impossible,…