“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”
J.G.
g-natural
J. Edgar Hoover would bug any group called the “All Blacks.”
“Dwight, for the last time, Doc is your nickname, you can’t treat yourself!” - everyone
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And for a happier version of finding out about disqualifications on live tv...
Check your facts. Trump Airlines has been out of business for almost 25 years.
I feel bad for his teammates, Bryson, Dillon, and Brody. I mean, they seem so insignificant in these stories. So much so that I just made up all three of those names and you didn’t even notice.
I was just laughing at the other swimmers being like “It was all Lochte’s idea!” Fair enough, bros, but if we’re honest, you get what you deserve when you accept Ryan Lochte as your idea man.
Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.
The Rio pool crew is reading this and is like, “Hey, just be glad the water’s not fucking green.”
I wouldn’t call this a true peak though. More of a junior high.
Still the second least embarrassing Degrassi reference for Candians
Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!
At least in Vegas he made the under.
Reporter: Sorry, Steve. When I asked about, “that incredibly painful nut shot,” I was referring to Durant going to Golden State.
Adams: *Sobs uncontrollably*
“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin
Caldwell went on to say, “If not for second chances, I’d never be here making...jeepers, over four million dollars a year? That can’t be right, can it? Me...four million dollars? Damn. ...Anyway, I, uh, second chances are good.”
Ahh...Powell’s jump is one of the most aesthetically beautiful athletic achievements there will ever be. He was literally running in air. Also great to watch Lewis’ crestfallen face after Powell broke the record.