It’s all just a marketing scheme, you guys.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

That explains Buster Poseys slide.

I picture Chandler Bing saying this.

Pictured: Phelps and his beautiful butterfly.

More like Adrian Parabola, amirite? *gets volleyball spiked in the face*

You're not alone. Let me tell you about a place called St. Louis...

I worked briefly at a software company where one of the engineers was named Lee Wei. I remember thinking that they sure did let him get away with a lot of stuff.

Du Li noted.

+999,999

But not Baby Hitler? Come on! Priorities!

Somewhere out there is a disappointed person who thought it would be smart to hold the keys for ransom.

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

Flip-side, forcing black athletes to work for old white guys for free seems right up their alley, no?

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

It seems as though there is some missing information here. Namely, how much money did the 20 opponents give to the 7 Council members versus how much money the team and/or its surrogates give to the same Council members?