I’m sure the instructions are helpful and all, but I’m having a hard time accepting feedback from someone who shortens “microphone” to “mike.”

I know that feel bro.

“What are thoooooose?”

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

It’s a fair question, Mike.

AP: I’m going to switch things up.

I prefer the Andre bullet, where he takes out Blake Griffin and earns a one game suspension that ends his consecutive games played streak.

Miller’s 52-pointer is my 1A favorite. I like the fake time-out, but this is my 1B favorite:

They should put Professor Andre Miller, PhD. in an Uncle Drew commercial sans make up.

My favorite Andre Miller highlight from his time in Portland: the fake timeout:

Tom Brady shoots cell phone videos in portrait.

“So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!”

This is the kind of thing that makes the left side of your brain turn to the right side of your brain and say, “It’s dark in here, and we may die.”

The 43-year-old Baker, who had a stint with Seattle Supersonics, credited former Sonics owner and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz for the job and chance to put his life together.

I'm sure this post was meant to elicit snark and condescending digs at how the "mighty has fallen," but good for him and his recovery. There is no shame in working an honest living, at Starbucks or washing dishes or wherever that may be.

Just because it emphasizes how beautifully pointless mid-season rainy day baseball can be, and because when the announcers can’t stop laughing it makes it better... HERE COMES THE PIZZA!!

Does anybody remember The Swan Princess?

Page 19: a hot dog is clearly not a sandwich.

Blades Of Steel

I guess technically not a video game, but still my all time favorite....