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“You know who else isn’t buying it? Greg Howard, because he’s black and probably stole it.”

His decision to take too long to do something is actually a gesture of solidarity with baseball.

Eat Prey, Love

Reboot the series. Get younger actors to play the dinosaurs. Jaden Smith as - Raptor 1. Something probably called Tryndyn Willowmere as Spitting Dinosaur. That girl from the WB shows, Kayden Snips or maybe Gretchel Barrytop as the Tyrannosaurus. Are there more Gyllenhaals? Call the Gyllenhaals. Reboot the reboot. Have

Imagine if your best friend in the whole world sent you a text message in which he unironically inserted a number into his name.

I think the proper term for his headgear is bataclava, not balaclava.

He’s a very sensitive guy, with his big doe eyes. And I was gonna shoot him, too, like you’d shoot a deer. But then people would start asking, “Who Shot J.R.?” And that would be a distraction to our team.

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

Embiid’s story is shockingly similar to those of Greg Oden or Sam Bowie.

What did his teammates do to deserve this? No, seriously, from the video, I assume this game is being played in a prison.

They both own a majority of their respective teams. Everyone knows minority owners are better dancers.

Sounds great! In another year or two they might even be where Android is today!

I think the hedge fund manager-owners should take a hard line on this, after all they have all the built-up goodwill and trust that comes with their profession.

So who is going to do a “Companion cube” case for this?

That’s nothing, Boris Diaw has been in 12 different Wendy’s in the past three days.

Is Vivek Ranadive Hindi for James Dolan?

Off the elbow, that Raef LaFrentz can’t convert for the layup.

Sure, back then it was a “mild kerfuffle.” But how soon until it escalates to an argle-bargle, or even a foofaraw?

Considering it’s Brooklyn, I just assumed the trade was supposed to be ironic.