As an NBA basketball fan in general: YES. This is awesome.
As a Trail Blazers fan: DAMMIT.

Just look below.

The NBA season has quietly slid past its midway point, and all these conference games are going to start feeling more intense as the second half moves along. This one had playoff intensity and a playoff atmosphere, which is appropriate in a conference where the third seed and the 14th seed are separated by just six…

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Ernie Johnson was the first go-to reference.

FYI... this is filed under “KAMAL HARRIS.” might wanna fix that

move that provoked Young into, in TMZ’s words, “firing off a nut shot.”

“I urinated on the state while I was kicking this song
Yeah, he appear to be fair
The sucker over there, he try to keep it yesteryear
The good ol’ days, the same ol’ ways that kept us dyin’
Yes: you, me, myself, and I indeed
What he need is a nosebleed”

You mean the same blueprint the Trail Blazers unveiled when they beat the Rockets by holding Harden to 38 points on 35 shots?

What you talkin’ bout? Nahthin’ wrong with mah man... nahp. Nassir.

But after he puts his pants on... does he go on to make hit records???

don’t forget this classic:

In other news, “I’m A Boliever” shirts are now 75% off at the U of Oregon Store!

+1 new drug (wanted)

... I’m listening, yes... ?

*scans text*

I gotta say, I’m impressed with my man. His takes seem measured and socially conscious, and — I din think I would say this, but his jokes are quite widdie.

I pretty much came to say the same thing, except I think I was twelve.

Big deal. My wife’s wine-tasting girlfriends would’ve crashed my living room if not for the new Call of Duty.

I mean, the embittered souls of a hundred thousand undead valkyries have now been unwittingly unleashed on the general population, but on the plus side... that one guy almost missed a free throw, so... samesies.

You think that key is dumb? Check out the combination on my luggage!