Good work here. Just a small correction:

Man... that Bol guy ... sure is super.

oh hell yes, I would think it’s hysterical. But I (like to think, anyway) that I don’t have an inflated sense of self-worth or an ego that needs to be carefully massaged before I can come to recognize a healthier choice (and this is coming from a guy pushing 290). I guess my point is not that fries aren’t a problem,…

Fair point

Overall, I side with Dr. Martin here... what she describes in these anecdotes is classic insecure White alpha-male posturing, and it’s wrong on many, many levels.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled fans trying to reach tees...”

this deserves more stars!

Sources are saying it seemed at first like an innocent mistake until Harrelson was seen arguing with Rosie Perez and Wesley Snipes in the alley outside. The argument centered around who was late with the rent money, and/or whose chess moves were “prettier.”

All of which makes him a suitable afterlife mentor for Mr. Parker.

Parker’s career has been such a struggle because of nothing more than rotten luck, and all NBA fans should want him to succeed.

On the bright side, Carton is finally ready to begin his second act as a penitentiary fixer who deals exclusively in cigarettes.

OMG this has never been more true

This is all true and yet, is it also possible that... perhaps...

Agreed.

Pictured: Arbitrator, immediately following said ruling:

This firing was inevitable. Any organization that calls itself the Browns with helmets that are orange clearly does not care about Hue.

Hypothetical trade scenario:

Bad at clutch free throws, you say?

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