I guess my main point here is that there is a difference between perfect symmetry and general symmetry. Most human faces are symmetrical by virtue of having two eyes, two ears, and one nose and mouth in the middle.

a surgery. some vacations. plenty hours in a gym. the so called “drama”. ill take it all for this moment ahead. that time of the year is here..

aren’t... most faces symmetrical?

Nothing will top “Plops” ... that’s just objectively funny.

I’ll only believe this headline when I find out that this is Simone Biles’ current ringtone:

I second the not watching the ball. As a matter of fact, if you can, pick your favorite player, and spent 3 or 4 possessions JUST watching what he does, noticing how/when he reacts to everything happening around him.

Also, some basic vocabulary will help you.

The “weak side” is the side of the court without the ball.…

Yeah, if Grover Washington Jr. is a one-hit wonder, then Stevie Wonder only had like two good albums.

My impression of Totilo, if he were writing this piece in the mid-90s:

*clicks cancel*

“Never learn, kid. Never learn.”

Obviously, “Sucka.”
“Jesus Rules Everything Around Me, Sucka.”

and sometimes he moves around the court like a guy who expects to be the baddest motherfucker out there.

*spoken reverently*

That was no horse... that was Kristen Schaal.

On March 7, 2010, the Church of Kobestan found its holy sacrament in a Lakers-Magic regular-season game.

That’ll pave the way for an endorsement contract with these folks:

Don’t make fun of his laugh, you guys. He’s already close to the edge.

I think you’re looking all this wrong... how amazing is your digestive tract that you could successfully absorb and fight off all of that mold?!

Nah, it wasn’t Ewing he was obsessed with... it was Charles Smith.

THIS DESERVES ALL THE STARS

Well, it often depends on the kind of writer and the nature of the publication, but overall I agree, except to say that what you said and what I meant by what I said aren’t really that far apart.

In an environment that’s not as thoroughly as politicized and hyper partisan as our own, the idea that the reader should…