Probably a voice transcription error. I read “du jour” the first time, just because that’s what made sense in context.

If we’re talking Supreme Court, this one is my all-time fav:

you bastard.

+1

C’mon now... we all know this won’t be the last time. Despite your best judgment, you’ll keep rolling that boulder up the hill.

“Hey Roger, you’ve done such a great job doing play-by-play, do you think you could also narrate a cut of postgame highlights?”

that’s what “Properties” is for... that’s how you get your details.

Uh oh. DeAndre Jordan has reached “a verbal agreement” to sign with the Dallas Mavericks in free agency. That is a cursed sentence. We have entered “fool me twice” territory, here.

Pretty sure this is all one big misunderstanding. Some VP probably approached Vivek about having a more collaborative process regarding their digital strategy, and he responded by clutching his laptop and yelling, “mine!”

Pretty sure this is all one big misunderstanding. Some VP probably approached Vivek about having a more collaborative process regarding their digital strategy, and he responded by clutching his laptop and yelling, “mine!”

In fairness, this is true

WHOA WHOA WHOA, what?!?!??! Paul Thomas Anderson’s mom was Minnie Riperton?!?!?!

*faints*

Way ahead of you, LeBron. We’re using... Prezi.

Wait... so, when Mexico sends it people... they are bringing their best now? I’m so confused.

I came to say this exact thing! In Plain Sight was a great little show, part of USA’s “Characters Welcome” boom of the late aughts.

If Cullen got three months, this guy deserves at least five years for his ugly Boston fabrications:

starred mostly for the username, but I also enjoyed the twist ending.

I don’t know about the Knicks, but LeBron’s only major film acting role was PG-13, so...

*checks ‘Trainwreck’ on imdB*

Aw, dammit.

*gives up*

LAUGHED VERY LOUD AT THIS. +1

starred even though New Vegas got there first