Wait wait wait, I got it!

+1 ragequit

OUTSTANDING. COTD

The Cavs have denied any wrongdoing, and as a gesture of goodwill, have offered to replace Kendrick Perkins’ slot on their inactive roster with Jeff Gilooly.

I mean, as bad as it is, I still like the fact that the L2M exists. In the David Stern era, teams and fans were kept completely in the dark. Nothing breeds conspiracy theories faster than a lack of information.

The Buffalo NFL franchise is also looking to hire a local ladies R&B group to sing their brand new fight song, in order to market their supreme originality:

“Hey, can I borrow your gloves, I got a bout tonight and mine are busted.”

“Sure, no problem.”

“What about tape, you got some of that I can use?”

“Knock yourself out.”

“Hell yeah, I will. Thanks.”

In an alternate timeline, Portland would’ve somehow traded for McGee, ushering in the next era of basketball ignominy... from #JailBlazers to #JaValeBlazers.

Pete, this idea’s got legs! I’m talking to my guy about a potential movie adaptation... picture this title:

^^^ OMG, THIS!!! ^^^

No, you guys... he’s excited. You took his quote out of context.

“Someone’s out there [and they’re really tracking what I’m doing and I’m just grateful that the true fans out there are in a position] to get me [... y’know???]”

*reads article*

Did she mind??? MMM...well.... of course not.

In their defense, Jangling Your Keys has been renewed for like 30 straight seasons. It’s like The Simpsons for cats... not terribly interesting, but reliably compelling.

*reads comment*

*swallows spit-take*

AHEM... yes... that’s, uh, exactly what I was doing.

Now move along, nothing more to see here...

Nah... neither the T-1000 nor the T-800 were American-manufactured. They need to send a warm-blooded A-Murican.

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

+1 ... underrated comment

I don’t mean the typos should never happen, I mean the stories themselves should never happen... as in, men should not be sexually assaulting women or girls (or other boys or men, for that matter), and if/when that does happen, sports teams should not look the other way and/or fail to investigate or disclose these…

Weird... when I read this, I thought for sure it said:

Very Fortunate Mike Budenholzer Gets to Coach LAURELs.