+1 Zoolander Center for Ants

Once again, stellar analysis.

One small quibble...

“Whatever, my fall was so much more badass. Too bad there was no YouTube back then.”

— Annie Edson Taylor

That would certainly MOVE things along.

Have we learned nothing from Steve Martin and John Candy?

I was thinking more like this (but your version is cool as well):

Sounds like at this Temple, the tables should’ve been...

dammit, you barely beat me to this.

He’s out to start a movement, and he won’t rest until the competition is #2. Coming this fall to NBC... Brad Leland *is*...

*** The PooperIntendant ***

“That’s uh, *ahem* my line.”

He’s climbin’ through your strike zones,
snatchin’ yo hitters up,
tryin’ to take ‘em and he’s gonna
slide your Ks, slide your drives

I mean at this point I’m operating so far out of my depth that everything I say on this topic should be consumed with several large salt tablets.

However... maybe it could still work at 80 feet? They do make cables long enough and durable enough, I would think.

nevermind... should’ve used Uncle Google. This was like the first hit I found.

Honest question here... how do they measure a wave??? Do they use video footage? Is there software involved?

It’s Rick Barry, but yeah, otherwise solid reference.

freed up Russ to fly and Steven Adams to dive behind Gobert for a clangorous dunk:

Nah, I’ll stick with streaming, mostly for the simple fact that I don’t need to watch my favorite movies over and over again. My brain has this incredible feature where I can recall certain experiences and live them again. It’s automatically activated when I hear certain aural cues or experience certain olefactory…

I regret having only one star to give here.

OMG, seriously

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