BTW, your example of “I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)” is another fine example, but I think they both illustrate the concept well. As I said, it’s true for MOST pop/rock.

Are you saying that snare drums on Billie Jean DON’T happen on two and four? I’ve heard of highlight truthers, but I’ve never heard of rhythm truthers.

WARNING — GENERALIZATIONS AHEAD.

Most popular music is in 4/4 time, which means, four beats per measure, each beat being a quarter note.

Most popular music also has some kind of drum accompaniment involved, which involves at the very minimum some kind of bass drum (a deeper, lower sound) and some kind of snare drum (a…

+1 recording of John Cage’s “4'33"

“I got great rhythm, I’m just saying, I don’t know anything about music.”

sincerely,

I fail to see how a lefty pitcher could fall victim to a petty vendetta and end up targeted by arcane legal proceedings that will bury him in mounds of paperwork.

Oh my bad, I thought the headline was referring to getting Litt up.

After the arrest, Wright’s lawyer released a statement saying that the pitcher and his wife got in a “verbal argument,”

You’d be surprised by how many people called that a legit crossover. James Harden’s crossover vs. The Clippers struck that whole debate up again.

Solid-ass take, and as someone who was similarly bitter about Jordan beating my Trail Blazers in 1992, I feel similarly. Always better to appreciate than be consumed by jealousy.

(although I’ll go to my dying grave believing that Jordan still pushed off on Bryon Russell in the 98 finals.)

Actually, if you watch any close up footage from that game, LeBron’s beard is kinda pulling a Heihachi from Tekken, so I think it’s more of a rage art than a fatality.

this deserves more stars

So... they felt adopted by Sandra Bullock?

“Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white-and-black-striped man.”

Yo dawg, I heard you like police in schools...

*charade

Six of one, 110% of the other.

I came to the comments to say that exact thing! Thank you.

I thought the same thing, and then immediately wanted to rinse out my brain (sadly, I’ve already seen it).

In other news, the prosecution successfully filed a petition to change their name to “Gotbro.”

Right?!?!