Some might wonder why it took Pitt so long... it’s because the AD couldn’t exactly find the right words to tell the coach that his program was no longer making progress.

well, he did break the color barrier in baseball...

only if you consider the Indians “NBA grade talent.”

Actually, this rule wouldn’t change that much. It might makes things a bit more fair, but not in any meaningful way.

He expects all the Dolphins to stand for the national anthem??

He’s gonna be waiting for a while... they’re still working on trying to evolve opposable thumbs.

this was the kinja I was looking for!

He might’ve vomited, but at least he’s his own best friend!

Delay!! My god, delay, delay delay.

9. Getting hit by a car

ooh! my turn!

“White house son-in-law, and man who gives off Christian Bale vibes only not as likeable, Jared Kushner...”

+1 reverent, prayerful arrangement of Yakety Sax

Silver said that the league had reviewed possible evidence that the Mavericks had moved on from “passive tanking” (playing a bunch of guys who suck) to “active tanking”

Dammit, Colin, I’m almost through with season 3 of Mr. Robot!! NO SPOILERS!!!!

I’m only defending its usage here because it was probably a direct quote of someone ELSE using the word wrongly... but yes, if it’s done verbally, it’s interpreting. If it’s done in writing, it’s translation.

that literally made LOL... thank you

Appropriate vocabulary... you just can’t take that for granite anymore.

The WSL can still hold Pipe Masters in December 2019

enjoy this star, you’ve earned it

delete your account.