dude’s a white male. He clearly needs to suffer greatly for his high crimes

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

This is kotaku, this sully shit is all they care about

That is damn fucking beautiful. May your keyboard, mouse, & controller be forever accurate. May your high speed Internet be forever connected. May your favorite game servers always be available with adequate players with low ping. May the warrior’s prayer give you strength beyond strength, sight beyond sight, & crush…