So I already avoid your slideshows, and now instead of just writing out in text what the premise is here for discussion, Jalopnik wants me to watch a video.

It’s funny when scientists who have never driven a car try to solve problems. I’m guessing it would surprise them to find out roads are covered with dirt and other partials that will fill up their silly little container pretty fast.

Was there any footage not taken with that shitty drone work? How did he manage to make the corkscrew look flat?

If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

I don’t particularly like Paul’s politics or priorities, but the idea of legislators who want to reign in the size and scope of the government isn’t an intrinsically bad thing. 

“Rand Paul and his father have spent decades collecting government paychecks. If they were truly anti-government, that wouldn’t be a true statement.”

They are missing a significant portion of their editorial staff at present...

I’m disappointed at the lack of seven references in this comment section.

Thank you!  The good old days!

Good to see you posting again Skay. I was a fan of your QOTD replies years ago.

Good car content folks. Autopian will eat your lunch

Unrelated but have to say this:

I get that you can’t necessarily embed the video here when it belongs to someone else, but would it be the worst thing ever to just have a link that clearly says CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO?

This has to do with cars because...they used a Penske truck? You’re not even trying on this one.

In mother Russia, the video links you.

Is there a link to the video somewhere in the article? I couldn’t find it.

Headline and story about Chevy and GM.

Photo of Chrysler. Lack of proofing strikes again.

I’ve always found it weird that people concern themselves with what other people are buying. I have a truck. It’s really no one’s business other than my own as to why I have a truck. I don’t need to justify it to anyone else. These same questions never get asked of people with sports cars or people with motorcycles.…

I mean, the man himself already posted, but seriously, why you gotta drag him like this? He has the resources to bring his automotive dreams to life- and we benefit on Jalopnik, for years, like since the development of the Ferrari P4/5 by Pininfarina, by him contributing details as a commenter.

1. Get the salt off your car ASAP after driving through it. (Even if you’re someone who prefers to wash your car yourself, this is a good excuse for a trip to the car wash.)