Eagerly awaiting coverage of this story by Michael Falk:

Fear Inoculum....Gimme Opiate any day of the week or Aenima. Oopsie, wrong Tool. 

In related news, Jessie Spano is back in rehab after losing her thirty year long battle with caffeine.

I personally roadraced for 11 years, including some professional 125cc GP races. And you’ve done what beside watch TV...?

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Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

hatin’ and being edgy gets the clicks, now

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

Those harmful chemicals from the Changli are starting to take their toll

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

ug, this bit of revisionist history again. The Gazebo Acts were PROPOSED in 1867 but withdrawn that same year because of pressure from the Enclosed Garden Guild. Yes, this cast a pall over Gazebo politics for years but it is NOT the start of full Gazebo Protection. I just wish Gazebo History was still a priority in…

Thanks for including MotoGP this time!  They’re packing a lot of action into the next 3 months.

People who dont stand in the middle of the road get hit 0% of the time. True story.

Key piece of information missing.

Sorry to hear (?) that. I started riding late enough in life to protect my hearing from the start, it makes all the difference in the world (And I now wear earplugs to indoor concerts as well, for the same reason— I was amazed at how earplugs improve any club concert into a hi-fi personal rock session).

Doubled in what one person was willing to pay is not the same as doubled in value.

I’m genuinely curious to know what the actual correct protocol is if your car gets swarmed by violent protestors???