You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

I have a story about the 2016 Ghostbusters movie I’d like to share.

Also, as often as not, women didn’t so much “enter” convents as they were shipped away to them. This doesn’t sound to me like a story of a woman renouncing her vows, but rather escaping captivity. 

Awww, this reminds of the hours me and my little friends spent laughing over the word “phoque” in French class. We used to tell each other to seal off... so the adults wouldn’t know what we were saying *winkwink* Silly grownups, so easily fooled.

Did...He just pre-emptively claim responsibility for the next shutdown?

HEY REPUBLICANS: Just tell him they’re building the wall. Get a little report written up, put his name on it somewhere really big so he can sign it like a big boy, and then open up a tab on YouTube showing some random wall being constructed…

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

True, but I’d also say fruitcake is goth. I mean look at it. All those intricate stained glass window looking pieces of cured fruit, held together in a solid brick of booze-infused cake. It has the texture of baroque engraving and the weight of stone. You could build a castle out of bricks of fruitcake and it would…

He’s especially good at the following commands:

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

“Take crap, add potatoes, and cheese (and probably some can of soup) and slam it into a casserole dish. Top with crushed potato chips and bake until hot. Wait for your bitch aunt Susan to say ‘on my gosh!’ as she has been brought to orgasm for the first time in 50 years.”

Alas, nobody says “shut up and sing” to Ted Nugent but I assume that’s because nobody wants to hear his songs.

Nothing will ever beat his pathetic response to the disaster in Puerto Rico.

The one thing rich men fear is consequence. They have never had it. They grew up sheltered in the bubble of insanity wealth creates around its own. More than anything they fear the world touching them. They fear us. All the more reason to rip them off their ivory thrones strip them bare and hold them accountable for…

Ford’s comment about laughter being the most hurtful detail she remembered really resonated with me, and I teared up when she said it.

Isn’t it extroverted? As in outwardly-verted, not more-verted.

After her breastfeeding feet...

I feel uniquely slighted that all of these dollar shave clubs are marketed so heavily towards men, especially when it is perfectly acceptable, nay, even preferred among some men, for them to stop shaving, but women are expected to be hairless as the day we were born from the neck down.. And the half-assed “oh yeah…