“Fuck you for asking for birth control! Learn to close to your legs!”

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for the good people at The Satanic Temple to wheel in a copy of their righteous statue of Baphomet and start holding meetings on school grounds. No Christians allowed! (unless they’re ready to turn their lives over to our Lord Satan. Praise!)

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

It’s too bad Marion Berry died, we could have had a Franken/Berry ticket.

Correct. 9:36 here. Woke up six minutes ago. Already hammered.

I wish I could remember who said it here and if you recognized this quote, please chime in.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.