I tell people I learned everything I know about feminism from Jezebel.com, take this fucking bullshit down NOW.

alright

I sure do feel terrible about my tiny butchered penis, my scrotum is fused to my penis like a “webbed toe.” The worst part of it all is, I didn’t really even understand my condition “buried penis syndrome” until THIS YEAR of my life, 32 years old and just NOW fully understanding what was done to me. It’s just fine…

They aren’t cutsey enough, I want to buy them just to throw them away

“What most of us don’t like is when everyone wants to have a nice dinner together and that one crazy uncle goes on a rant about how Muslim Socialist turkeys are ruining the Thanksgiving entree. Or when someone’s niece lectures everyone on how they need to reduce their microaggressions to stop global warming.”

As a young boy with overlooked breathing issues that made exercise next to impossible for me (I finally got the surgery I needed much later in life,) the worst thing my father did was grab my breast on two separate occasions, I remember the second time he noticed my look of horror and commented (paraphrasing) “you…

Ubisoft and Bathesda aren’t the only ones that hate Kotaku. What the hell did you guys do to piss off Superbestfriends? Maybe you guys could tone it down on the bullshit (I guess the onslaught of persona 4 dancegame gifs aren’t getting clicks any more?) (oh wow, a wacky thing happened to someone playing whatever,…

Gosh I wish they would let readers pick who to let off, I have 5 writers in mind that should never work again

There should be a distinction made between Talk Soup and The Soup, the former being vastly superior

Retarded MRAs hoot-and-holler about Gamergate “integrity in gaming journalism” when it fits their woman-hating agenda, but where the hell are they when real bullshit goes down? Where are the masses of twitter death/rape threats directed at WB?

I don’t get it

I hate Deadpool so god damn much

Awful

You’re able to actually go out and communicate with people and sleep with people, your story has NOTHING, NOTHING to do with the original virgin letter. Why are you pretending that you relate to this guy’s plight IN THE LEAST? Do you think that is ENCOURAGING to rub your social skills in his face?

Look dude I don’t know if you actually think these are worth a damn? Giving advice to a blurb of words without knowing the real picture? How could that possibly be worth a damn?

I agree the “mystique” of virginity is outmoded, but I think it has nothing to do with this story. This person isn’t trying to wear virginity as a badge of honor, this person is trying to cope with something (EZ guess- maybe a small penis, or penis dismorphia, maybe Buried Penis Syndrome from a botched circumcision…

Well I’m sorry but people can have deeper issues than “gee, I should be more outgoing!” I had some nasty issues to work out, I’ve come so far, and my progress has NOTHING to do with simplistic advice that someone spouts in order to pat themselves on the back.

I would argue it MIGHT hurt, because it’s like that’s the best idea the person could think of is to basically be more outgoing, might make their situation seem further hopeless and without answer.

You really think it’s THAT easy? Do you really think that is helpful?

God I hate these HORRIBLE advice columns