great another smiling cartoon avatar of a kotaku writer, thank gosh

Disgusting

Kind of a stretch

Well JUDGE, if you’re so god damn PRIVVY to the goings-on behind bars, why don’t you quit standing by like a useful little Nazi, and stand up for PRISON REFORM? Oh, I guess this piece of shit judge chooses to take the low-road and leverage rape for the sake of EZ “justice.” Great job New Mexico.

I wish people would try to be less derivative

That’s super fucked

I didn’t see a single rat in that gif

That whip/naynay dance is more played out than the Macarena x 10

Circumcision is awful and is the absolutely one single solitary issue MRA groups have that is in any way-shape-or-form legitimate. Even “Family Court” custody battles are a bullshit issue (over 90% of custody arrangements are settled outside of Family Court.) I wish I could agree 100% with feminists instead of only…

VW deserves to be dismantled and buried

Every time I see footage of this cloying game I want to puke

Gee, this and the article about the benefits of paying for Cable TV, gawker network is full of great ideas lately

I thought this game was already out

devoid of humor

irrelevant

Whole Foods after they made the decision to end prison cheese

Your mom is paying out Vita memory cards???? Are you just lying, or are you some kind of Dubai prince?

Sounds miserable

Superbestfriendcast pulled down their pants and took a crap on this article on their new podcast @ 1 hour 40 mins 45 secs

When I saw this article, I said to myself “I bet five trillion dollars there will be a half-assed attempt at consoling guys that hate their penis size” and of course there it is.