Every time I’m reminded about my tiny flaccid penis it’s like a kick in the balls

I despise these “advice column” nonsense advice doling, I’m sure “Harris O’Malley” is patting himself on the back for providing the correct answers. Oh yeah, tell some depressed guy that hey, even old people are fucking more than you. BRILLIANTO. YOU NAILED THAT. These “advice column” answers are dangerous, they most…

People think VR MUST be first person, but playing Smash Bros in VR is brilliant the way you can lean in and look around.

Gee, wish they would make one with arrow keys

Yeah, too bad they aint funny

Get outta my face with this bullshit. All I hear about these days is blah blah blah marijuana doesn’t impare driving at all, blah blah marijuana might heal bones, etc bored to tears. If you wanna knock my socks off, you gotta pony up more than one suicide from the devils lettuce. Every man, woman and child in the…

I don’t know shit about shit, but I was listening to Leo Laporte “The Testicles Guy” and he said soundbars are weaksauce bullshit and you should have at least a 3.1 surround setup (he mentions how speakers placed behind you seem gimmicky to him)

I don’t know shit about shit, but I was listening to Leo Laporte “The Testicles Guy” and he said soundbars are…

You are sucking the fun of nitpicking; something that is OFTEN featured in videogames.

I’ll crush you all

Hahahahahahaha, I’ve NEVER burdened another with my personal problems. I am above the fray. I’d rather stay alone and jerk off than hurt anyone. I’m the fucking best.

You know it’s good because the artist took the time to give all the characters red noses

Thank you for your contributions Iwata-san

What the fuck, what about the horrible Konami brawlers on 6th generation consoles? And that was after less than 20 seconds of thought. The NES game was by no means the worst offering, even if you compare what you could do then to what you could do now. Even if you just compared the simple fun factor.

I wanna get a selfie stick just to carry around without a smartphone, just to look like a weirdo

I wanna get a selfie stick just to carry around without a smartphone, just to look like a weirdo

I will never touch that facebook shit.

Growing up, most skaters would be VERY quick to jump on “posers” for trying to dress a certain way, if you wanted to wear a wallet chain, etc. It always seemed extremely exclusive (I couldn’t figure out how to ollie, and not for lack of trying.) Later in life, I find out the opinions of schoolmates aren’t worth a god…

This will probably be extremely good news for people with an Oculus Rift DK2; in case you didn’t know, there are some devs that have made a VR build of Dolphin that runs most Wii/GC games brilliantly in full-fledged VR. I’ve managed to run some n64 roms successfully in VR with a few different methods, but this will…

“Do you think it’s funny when everyone gets stoned, goes up on the roof, and throws apples at joggers just because they’re jogging?” On paper, that idea could work for me. The light is green, here is fifty million, make my dreams come true.

E3 is a house of lies

Sometimes I goof around with the word “literal” but I say with earnest my jaw literally dropped while reading this