All he was doing was insulting the Apple Watch. He wasn’t actually praising the “pip-boy.”

Forgive me, but is this conflating “negging” with something else? I thought the point of “negging” was try to reduce a woman’s “self value” so they are desperate to impress, so the guy can bust a nut. Isn’t the bottom line of negging the nut-busting?

“Homosexuality and bisexuality aren’t identities that you get to try on for a day to show off how liberal and down you are.” Well why not? Is it SO BAD to expand your horizons? Can’t SOME people be born gay and SOME people grow into it?

Look at them titties

None of that Mii crap/stages etc matters in Glory Mode, and why would you play any other way

You idiots let this happen

I don’t need another person to bust a nut

Already did it

“It is more important that I could jerk off thinking about someone than that he or she knows that Sri Lanka used to be called Ceylon.”

The first Mario & Sonic olympics title came out in 2007. 8 years and 3 more Olympic games later, still no Mario & Sonic platformer. I’ve been waiting and waiting.

But wasn’t there a recent story about how cheapass wine is filled with carcinogens, on that note god I love being a jerk about how great weed is compared to deadly deadly alcohol.

I don’t think it’s right to “love yourself,” I don’t understand what that means. What’s the difference between “loving yourself” and “being in your own corner,” supporting yourself, not hating yourself, etc. I mean, I don’t hate myself, I think that’s the most healthy attitude I desire.

Total pass, Bernie for king god (don’t hate)

Quit picking on Sepp Blatter

My small penis makes me feel bad; I have “buried penis syndrome” due to an aggressive circumcision. Don’t google “buried penis syndrome” unless you want to see what my penis looks like.

I aint doin any of that crap

It references a game released November 21, 2013. So not exactly timely

I am the absolute first one in the universe to get annoyed by internet trends and I suffer the longest. Remember when people used “TEH?” like it was teh funny? And literally the entire world proceeds beating it into the ground for years? I LOVE THAT.

Wow it’s time to review this weeks entries in “the best webcomics” (no.)

I can’t believe ign still exists, I hardly ever hear of it. Why didn’t it vanish years ago