Seems this article is conflating “recommendations” for “the full rift experience” with unknown minimum requirements

You’re the one haranguing Liberal Feminists, you get a hobby

I mean, I’m lookin’ lookin’ lookin’ at your comment history, not seeing a HECK of a lot of kotaku activity. Oh, but look there, a comment about how you think that toy marketing is bullshit. You *sorry*, I said the same shit on Cinco De Mayo

You can try to get under my skin all you want. I still call bullshit on your attack on Kotaku, you don’t read that shit. You won’t even look up comment history

Sure well, here are my most recent anti-patriarchal comments for the lazy “feminist” (I mean, if you’re that lazy, what good are you to women? What good are you to YOURSELF?)

So make me look like an idiot and post 10 of em. Are you too lazy to look up my comment history, I’ll give you a clue what it looks like: me calling people out on bodyshaming small penises (like mine,) a recent anti-gun post that got about 40 stars, plenty of anti-patriarchal shit. So don’t be lazy, do some god damn…

I wager a challenge. Show me the top five grossest anti-female comments posted to Kotaku within the past 24 hours. Can you even find five at all ? ? ? Because I call bullshit

Well I only use burners, I regularly comment on gawker/kotaku/jezebel, I’m a male liberal SJW feminist. Not all burner accounts hashtag

Exactly, the bullies and all unintended targets that hear your comment and feel bad about themselves

Yeah, take that, people with penile dismorphia

Sure, a €7000 false pledge is a trolling. Everything is trolling. Death threats, trolling. Joking on a comment section, trolling. Why not just call it all “terrorism,” why are we diluting huge crimes by labeling everything with one benchmark phrase? If I stub my foot, am I harboring terror-toes?

Donkey Kong 64 beats the shit out of Banjo Kazooie.

From my experience I’d rather play the games on an emulator than have to deal with an EZ Flash card with the annoying battery save bologna, not to mention that battery goes dead, that’s where I gave up on my EZ Flash. It aint no M3 SD

That’s pretty atrocious, I remember similar bullshit in a guide for I think Mortal Kombat 3 (not as bad as THIS, but still, go to thiswebsite.com for something; a fatality, brutality, something.)

Bullshit, I’m the author of Nerd Rage

Your words cut so deep

Plank game on lock

I’m sure those words will have nothing to do with videogames

Review of this weeks offerings of the “BEST WEBCOMICS:”

Telling people to stop self-snitching is like telling the sun not to rise