Going by this guy, I'd say you're overqualified.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling internet feminists!!

Hey, I used to manage a Baskin Robbins does that mean I can be a judge in Montana too?!?

Gender aside that is a shitty shitty way to treat another person.

The thing that's sad about this all is how consumerist it is. It sounds like trading in an old car for a new one. People aren't cars. They're people. Whenever we treat people like things we can buy at a store, we start treating ourselves like we're commodities too. It's really gross.

I think we all need this.

Literally snorted at "airplane".

I AM "reciprocate." How "dare" you imply that "I" am not "reciprocate"!!

Wow, 16!

DRUG DEALERS ARE BOTH!

I would "rather" die alone and be eaten by my "dog" than date this guy. GUARANTEE #1.

I have a "MIGRAINE" from reading this dude's shit. What the "FUCK!!!!"

"I'm not in California. I currently live in Dallas, Texas. Is that OK? "

He should write "How Not To" books about Internet dating. He's definitely hit all the key points: hinting at racism (country of ancestral origin - really?), open only to much younger women, infantalizing, aggressive, pedantic, unwilling to provide personal information, and verbose.

Yeah, there was a lot of emphasis on "inches" in that passage...which pretty much explains why he has to write this ad in the first place. ;)

This will end well.

I am going to be evicted from my house and will be homeless soon. My parents are also going through a divorce and I have to go to Court next week.

that was taxing.

::sigh::