Didn't you know? It's not racist if you're not wearing a white hood.

This made me laugh so loudly and suddenly that I scared my cat.

But you guys. If we didn't force women to carry brain dead babies to term (against all medical logic!) there would be no more republican voters!

Can someone please get started on a new feature to be called Facts vs. GOP? Because that shit would be hilarious.

How does Helen Fisher explain the centuries during which men wore high heels?

As somebody with a penis, I apologize for these pieces of shit. I...I just...god, they make me so mad.

Because they redecorated the office and gave everyone a make-over.

God I hate working with gay people! They park their rainbow vans in two spots, they always wear tutus, they turn the bathrooms into raves, and then when you're trying to find an empty conference room they're already using them all for their sinful gay orgies. Why should we pay them for that, amirite?

So snappy Neil Patrick Harris suits and ties offend his het sensibilities?

My neighbor is gayer than Paris in the springtime. He wears pants a lot. As in, all of the time. We just had some beer together. He's gonna mow my lawn...like, literally. (OK so he won a lot of Miss This-or-That-Queen-of-the-South shit...we still drink beer.)

I make a chocolate tofu dessert pie. Melt chocolate chips, blend with tofu and a little sugar and coffee. Pour into a graham cracker crust. Freeze.

to. die. for.

I also sub eggs with tofu when making quiche because quiche is delish and I'm fat and I won't give up quiche.

"We wear leotards at this office boy!"

OMG not vegan but I *LOVE* tofu!!! I make a mean caprese using tofu instead of mozzarella.

Idaho Republicans are all 12 year old boys it seems.

"I'd hire a gay guy if I thought he was a good worker. But if he comes into work in a tutu...he's not producing what I want in my office."

Maybe he is just trying to prevent himself from wearing a tutu into work and knows unless there is a law, he isn't strong enough willed on his own?

This is presumably right before she saw something nasty in the woodshed.

Coincidentally, I hold Sarah Palin and Farrah Abraham in exactly the same amount of esteem.

I don't understand the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hate. Okay, it was silly and far-fetched, sure. Finding the ark of the covenant; that's totally believable. But aliens? That's just crazy-talk!