Let's say someone (definitely not me, nope) is cross-shopping the new M3, the upcoming C63, and the ATS-V.

Wow, you are an asshole. Never mind.

One of the grossest photos I've ever seen. Great car though.

I don't have the money to buy a new, expensive car. But if I were looking to drop $75k on a car, it seriously would be a Jag F-Type V6S droptop with this manual.

Neutral: How Are You Getting To Thanksgiving? Is it a train? Does anyone take trains?

You sound like a douche. I'm a car enthusiast who doesn't have the tools, knowledge, garage, or desire to work on my car. That doesn't mean I should fuck off to yahoo auto.

These are not just Ford's best wheels ever. These are some of THE best wheels ever.

The late 90s Civic is definitely the leader of the shitcan modification brigade. That is true.

1. Yes, those are my personal feelings, which help me choose which car to buy. So they are important to Toyota/Scion. Hardly irrelevant.

I associate Scion with (what I deem to be) obnoxious tuner cars, like a beat-up TC with a fart can exhaust. I see Scion as a juvenile, inferior marque.

I totally understand that it shouldn't matter, because it's the same car. But I just don't want to drive a Scion. I'd happily drive a Toyota.

God dammit. "Stop trying to make Scion happen. It ISN'T going to happen."

Do London cabbies get paid a shitload? What's the motivation to attack this ridiculous learning challenge? It seems like the equivalent of earning an advanced degree without the payoff.

Worth it.

If I had the money, I really think I'd go F-Type R over comparably priced 911. But I do not.

Oh, my god.

These lumps are more offensive than anything else on the road. The BMW 5GT is a close second.

This thing looks like a human heart. Really cool.

Rolls Royce Merlin.

I saw my first R coupe in person yesterday. It was a gorgeous gray model with graphite wheels parked at Whole Foods and there were three people (ahem... four once I arrived) taking pictures of it gleaming in the dusk.