No. I work at a Fortune 50 company and you wouldn't believe the prevalence of Comic Sans in the most inappropriate documents possible. It's disgusting and the hate needs to continue as an education campaign that will, hopefully, permeate into the layers of idiots who use Comic Sans.

I'm as impressed by this as I've ever been with any marketing ever. Amazing work.

Uh, no. I live in Houston and an absolutely astounded at the number of people who DD gargantuan trucks that will never leave pavement or pull anything.

I would be staring at it. I am staring at it.

Biggest key to Audi's turnaround? The freaking headlights. When I first saw the swoopy LEDs on the R8, I was in love, and I am not alone in that.

Ecoboost for the win.

When the aliens come and ask to study an citizen of each country, let's make sure we showcase this human and not ... anyone else.

Best part: "Whose kids are these....?"

Yes.

The only people more annoying than iPhone fanatics are Android fanatics who pop up all over the place with their superiority complexes. Just shut up and enjoy your "better phone."

Do you know why he rebadged it as a base diesel? Was it in an effort to attract less attention from unsavory potential thieves?

I commute in my GTI in flat-as-hell Texas, and with the AC off and windows cracked I can hit 38-40mpg over 30 miles. It's boring keeping the car around 50-60mph drafting people, but I also have fun trying to beat my commute MPG record.

I'm prepared to drive with no A/C and the windows up until the inside feels like a discarded pair of cycling pants in downtown Dagobah. I'm also prepared to use a special secret technique/tool I brought along that I'm not totally sure is against the rules, so I'm keeping it quiet, for now.

You probably don't travel every week for work if you're willing to deal with the frequency airlines lose bags, treat them like shit, and then take 20-30 minutes to return them to you at the baggage carousel. It's a problem. If they didn't suck so bad at handling checked luggage, I would be more apt to check my bag.…

Fuck. That. Airlines treat bags like garbage and lose them all the time. I avoid checking a bag at all costs, and that's the airlines' fault.

If you don't like the surge pricing, then do what you did before Uber to get around in a blizzard: anything else. You're not forced to use the service.

Then bring some compact, healthy food along with you on trips. I fly all the time and have learned to depend only on myself for sustenance. I recommend Kind bars.

Well. I'm flying KLM through Amsterdam next week, and now I need to intentionally forget something on the plane so I can see this in action.

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