Go Buffs!

If I'm standing in that location and am not allowed to move, you better believe my hands will be guarding my junk, not clasped behind my back.

Quarter mile:

a skiing tournament

Walk into a Colorado Whole Foods and you'll see exactly why CO is "gluten free." There are many, many dipshits who think gluten is the devil, but they don't actually know what it is, so stores have started advertising EVERYTHING as gluten free.

They've got my money, and I haven't even seen the damn thing.

Haha - people think the traffic in Houston is worse than it is. If you avoid a few always-congested areas, it's not that bad.

Unless the price of crude recovers, you're not going to be seeing many new Raptors in West Texas...

The Raptor looks SO different that I think it would be a stretch to make it a package on a normal F-150. I'm glad they haven't done that, too.

Sorry, I meant northbound Kirkwood (and Eldridge, for that matter) between Westheimer and I-10. I don't know what I was typing earlier, haha.

Pretty funny.

Also yes.

What a day it is on Jalopnik! Nothing getting done at work anywhere!

The F-150 (all models) is utterly, laughably common in Houston. It cracks me up every day to see Raptors patrolling the highways. I love it.

These are just going to CRUSH the potholes on I-10 between Katy and Houston, where most of them will spend their entire lives.

From that one picture of the Avenir... DAYUM. I'm impressed.

What the hell? This and the i3 are two of the ugliest cars on the road. No. No. Will not buy.

That's what happens when your entire national livelihood is based on one commodity.

Your 15-year-old car is the exception - most are shitty.

What are you talking about? If what's too complicated to understand?