In situations like this (or a Pats-Cowboys Super Bowl) you're allowed to root for natural disasters and/or ACL tears.
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PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.
"Oh, THAT tape? We thought it was from the Pats, so we burned it."
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The United States had to lose; they had to go home. It was in the nature of things.