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A horribly written piece. You bash what Wambach and Donovan say, then kind of agree with them, then scold them, then say they have a point, back and forth, over and over, for far too long - pointless. Total crap.

I actually really like U2, from their beginnings up through Achtung Baby, but this is a freaking hilarious read. Nice wordsmithery, Al ...

McGregor also had the benefit of the UFC hierarchy banking on his success. Very quick stoppage.

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I know you guys love to dog St. Louis, and part of what I enjoy about Deadspin is the inflammatory, over-the-top rhetoric. “Pro-ISIS book club” is pretty funny. But “Bush Did 9/11” = “Police Lives Matter”? You’re gonna pull a hammy with that stretch. I bet you hate the troops, too ...

Glad you brought up Manu because I hated watching him play closer to his prime, too. Create cheap contact and flop. And then there was the Reggie Miller scissor-kick. That shit made me want to throw my TV out a window. Harden is the bastard love-child of Ginobili and Reggie and was raised by John Starks. Fuck each one…

A Checklist Lady. TOTAL turn-on and not in anyway indicative of a Checklist-Filled Future. BYE.

Wait, Coughlin is sitting between Jack Del Rio (6'4", 250 lbs.) and Ron Rivera 6'3" 235).

The only way 9 years is really OK is if there was some legit "I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight", Shawshank-type shit going down once he's locked down. Hope he's playing Wide Receiver for the Packers in short order ...

This ^.

Will Ferrell played 10 positions for 10 teams to raise money and awareness to www.cancerforcollege.org. Maybe the awareness part fell a bit short ...

You've cinched it: pizza snobbery is Top Ten most-annoying thing in the fucking world. It's fucking PIZZA. I've had the "best" pizza New York, Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia, St. Louis, California, deep dish, stuffed, Greek, thick, thin has to offer and they were all pretty damn good. Everyone will have their…

I eagerly opened this hoping to catch a few, power-comedy roundhouse kicks to STL. I love a good roast. Pretty disappointing. Taking actual, written words, pretending they were some other words, and then preening for the East Coast in every other sentence isn't particularly clever or funny. It's basically the exact…

I'll seek you out when that (never) happens so I can make some easy $$ ...

Kaepernick = Squidward

Sure thing, Tom, and thanks for enlightening us all.

This. ^

Yes, yes, yes! I actively fly a flag for Unibroue. Nearly everything they put out is a damn fine beverage. Cheers!

The Unibroue Blanche de Chambly takes my top spot.