Wait a minute, splishy - we're talking about 22 Freaking Jump Street. I doubt it takes a hipster (or hispter) douchebag to identify a shitty movie. Keep that societal warfare hard classification label in your pocket for another day.

Tell the Angels your problems ...

I'd rather not give this guy the added publicity he desperately wants so I won't relay his name, but let me just say that he's been a fixture at Busch Stadiums since 1985 and Cardinals fans find him and his cute little signs annoying as shit, too ...

Axl Rose has not been able to sing for 25 years. His voice was shot before the '90s even began. However there is not one other singer on that list that sucks to the core in the manner that Mr. Rose does. His inclusion is an insult to all the others and makes an otherwise cool chart deeply tarnished.

I freaking love this stuff. Can Deadspin compile an All-Time DeSean Jackson-esque pre-celebration fuck up reel?

Jon Lester's glove in the World Series.

It was the mid-80's and my dad bought a video camera. Suffice to say he proceeded to record EVERYTHING. The only time I actually thought this was kinda cool was during my and my brothers' sporting events. We actually watched a couple of those tapes afterward instead of the 0 views 'Christmas at Grandmas, 1985'…