What do you expect? Don, Jr. isn’t all that quality. He doesn’t have the sweet rack or the legs for days...

Even if Hillary is every inch the criminal mastermind her enemies claim that she is, she still comes out way ahead of Trump because that would mean she was way better at it than he is.

“I want to address these rumors about Donald Trump Jr. What you’ve heard are lies. I don’t know this person, never met him. I don’t even have a son.”

The hilarious thing is that they probably earnestly believe that something that works. “Hey, we both have the same name! How can the same person be tried for the same crime twice! You can’t put TWO Donald Trump’s in jail! CHECKMATE DEMOCRATS!”

A father and his son cannot be convicted of the same crime.

You can literally never go wrong with anything Peter Sellers.

“Oh, you mean THOSE Russians!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA…

So we’re to believe that Jr, Manafort and Kushner spent all day talking to dear old dad about dirt on Hillary, then didn’t say anything to him when they went downstairs to meet with a Russia they knew was offering dirt on Hillary? And then just out of pure coincidence dear old dad tweets about Hillary’s emails later…

#ButHisEmails is already a thing. I die.

He’s totally going to throw him under the bus.

It’s the a number greater than “all”?

Shown: Donald Trump doing the same thing.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

“7 things are different in this picture. See if you can find them!”

Vendor: Peanuts!

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I feel like in 20-30yrs time, when our recent and current events are in the history books, there will be special attention paid to that particular moment of crucial foreshadowing of what was to come.

The astounding thing about the Pence link is that the quote is from an interview with Rush Limbaugh. The Vice President of the United States actually sat for an interview with Rush Fucking Limbaugh.

Well, if he’s that serious about emulating Napoleon, I’m up for sending Bannon to a desolate island to spend the rest of his life in the company of some scary green wallpaper.