I’d be careful before I accuse the Trump administration of making shit up. Remember when Kellyanne Conway talked about the Bowling Green Massacre and everyone said such a thing never happened?

So you are the fucking Illuminati too now? OK well do something about the right wing motherfuckers who control our government at all levels. Then come back at me.

‘90s Simpsons had a lot of good turns... but goddamn if this one doesn’t get me every time.

they all start sounding the same at some point.
1. Denial or statement.
2. Something about people are saying or agreeing
3. Offtopic reference
4. Go down that tangeant for a minute
5. A few nonsensical words or gibberish, hand gestures, and run on sentences
6. Closing statement either contradicting what you just said or…

Q: “Why did you fire Mueller, Sessions, and Rosenstein?”

Artist’s rendition:

Fire Mueller? The meltdown that would occur after that would be just fantastic to watch (from my perch in Canada).

Trick question: he probably never had one to begin with.

Nah, Trump can’t possibly be that stup.......

Any day now. Beanie Baby collecting is the long game, my friend.

No that’s an entirely different grift.

Is that why a goddamned Intro to Calculus textbook costs $350?

How about another Benghazi hearing? Might cheer Republicans up after failing to take healthcare away from 23 million people. Paul Ryan is apparently hiding in his room stuffing himself with junk food, the poor baby.

As long as it’s just the one scoop, Trump is ok with it.

We should make him special prosecutor.

I heard if a foul ball from Tebow lands in your cup it will immediately turn to wine.

“You’re living in the biggest scandal in American history, and ironically it has very little to do with goofball Trump.”

“We sat out 2016 and fucked everyone, now we’ll fuck over 2018, too!”

And keep threatening that these people we need to come out in 2018 won’t, like we should have ever even expected them to. A small, but big enough, amount of people proved last year that they don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves and are so fucking lazy that they’d let a fascist assault virtually every minority…