Twice.

Right?!?! Those darn liberals and their need for air and clean water! All us conservatives need to survive are billionaire lies and motor oil!

Or here’s an idea.

They tried that, but Dolan said his band practices during afternoon drive time.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Not the worst proposition. Bobby Bonilla has declined greatly in offense and defense but the Mets still value him as a million/year asset.

That’s a bargain considering Harden specifically stated in his contract that he doesn’t have to play defense, ever, for his $228 million.

As long as he defends the rear, he’ll be a star in his father’s eyes.

Yeah, but you should see him during timeouts. One of the best ever.

There’s always another outcome.

I realize I’m not a huge racist or anything, but I have legitimately never heard of this particular turn of phrase. So good job old racist.

Don’t forget that the phrase is part of her cultural heritage, and historical revisionists wish to erase it, like all other monuments to white supremacy.

I’m sure this was a simple misunderstanding, and she meant “real faggot in the woodpile”.

Huh, I had never heard that phrase before. I guess you can learn something new each day.

If Morris is smart, she’ll hire Kellyanne Conway to make a statement about tomorrow on the BBC.

“Clearly she meant it in only the most positive way, and why aren’t we talking about the real issue, which is building a wall across Scotland to keep the Gauls out?”

Exactly! Then threw a ritzy party for his wife after it finally comes out.

Snyder in Michigan is so corrupt, inept, and malicious that he literally is killing children in Flint. He wins, but Christie is right there with him.

Can I give you 500 stars?
Fucking Shitstain Brownback and his grand experiment of ultra-conservative Laffer economics destroyed Kansas faster than the SS Christie destroys an all-you-can-eat Italian buffet. The only reasonable way to remove that retched cunt from KS is by dragging him behind a rancid honey wagon over…

I think it’s amazing that New Jersey has solved all its problems and now its governor can play around on sports talk radio in the middle of the workday.