Lord Buckethead who came down to our benighted world to spread the message of...well I’m not sure but anyway...I gift unto thee a star. If only I had more to give.

Sounds about exactly right.

Dimorphous sulphate!

Russia/Trump coincidence #425,975

I have a cousin, a retired Marine colonel, who now works for the Pentagon as a liaison with NATO. He spends a lot of time in Europe, as well as working as a military affairs instructor here. If his attitude and outlook are any indication, the military would steadfastly refuse to carry out an order like that. They…

I recognized 2: Blake, and Yoda.

He now represents the whole value of the entire Eastern Conference.

Unions can be awesome without it being the case that every union does well in collective bargaining every time.

No, silly.

And what is Trump going to say? The Murdoch-owned WSJ is ‘fake news’ also?

Reggie Miller would like a word with you about George being the “most talented Pacer of all time.”

That’s what makes me feel good: If they won’t, then most likely no one will. Except maybe a 3 EV be red state or two who barely has any minorities to suppress anyhow. Of course, the principle is the point..

Totally! They wanted everything short of submersible.

A whole bunch of fighting happened before Hiroshima. Wildcats, Liberators and Shermans were far from premium craft. But with enough of them, good training and fantastic spirit, our men made them work.

Still no viable alternative though. No one seems interested in the Silent Eagle, or more advanced variants of the F-16, and we all know it’ll take an invasion from the Klingons to restart F-22 production. We’re in this for the long haul and taking a lot of our allies with us.

Sadly, it is doubtful the Pentagon can do much to reverse this cycle of F-35 misery because, as our own Michael Ballaban wrote, this program needed to be cancelled 20 years ago if that decision was to be made. Canceling it now would cost hundreds of billions of dollars start a new program from scratch.

Yes. It’s very advanced. What good does that do if it’s always broken?

None of that shit matters when we are talking about a plane stealing crew and budget away from platforms that actually work.

*Eurobeat intensifies*

Corners like a 1969 Lincoln Continental