“after complaints from residents”

Nah. Dude’s just pissed he had to spend the night in Sacramento. And, really, who can blame him?

Being obscenely rich in 2017 means doing whatever you want without consequences. So, maybe it isn’t as brave as you think.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Matt Yglesias made the point that given the number of people who treat politics like a sport, Republican senators are looking to pass just about any bill so that they won’t be “defeated” by the Democrats. If their team keeps “losing” then people will not be as excited to come out and vote for them in 2018.

That’s my issue with the marches. They’re fine. A great way to protest, but they are means to an end, not the end. The point is to get people together to participate in elections, either by running or just by voting. But all these people that just talk about numbers are dummies. The GOP doesn’t give a shit.

Those three hypothetical non-insane people would not only have to say no to this bill, but also keep on saying no to every subsequent iteration of this bill for the next 18 months at the very least.

This is true, it’s weird how everyone forgets that time Sam Hinkie put together a championship team.

Chicago Fire the team or Chicago Fire the tv show or Chicago Fire the STD?

Sorry you only had to experience 6 Bulls titles then. I live in a city not filled with cousin fucking assholes like you.

Every major Chicago team has a title within our lifetime. Fuck off you with your Bill Simmons lite woe is me bullshit.

In fairness, Danny, the afro probably should have been a decent indication that this guy didn’t want to play in Boston...

If it’s your team, why not just fire the GM?

I literally felt bad immediately after typing it. They’re kind, gentle, lovely creatures - the opposite of McConnel in every way.

Let’s be honest: the average non-heroin (or similarly-grim drug) dealer probably has better morals than most people in power in this country. A dealer once drove to a different borough to return a phone I left in his car at 3am and I wasn’t even a good customer.

That leopard...licking his chops...is he looking at MY face???

Man, I haven’t seen a Chicago team fuck up a draft-day trade this badly since...two months ago.

yeah, it was a damn shame that Nino Brown got did like he did.

Fuck Gar Forman

By the way, if Russia was working so hard on the 2016 Election, it all took place during the Obama Admin. Why didn’t they stop them?