Come on........Trump pardoning himself would do nothing more than elicit some “We’re deeply concerned” responses from the GOP congress.

Yeah. God forbid we upset these people or they might do something stupid like not bother to vote for the only candidate that could stop a madman from being president.......Oh wait.

See also: Ryan, Paul

Ford HQ is in Dearborn.

In a very strange coincidence, Michael Oher was released by the Panthers today.

I’ll be take my chances with the hooker over having to risk eating a Little Ceasers pizza.

He’d probably kill her while screaming that Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, and Robert Parish aren’t going to be walking through the door to save.

So I guess this means we can look forward to another 6 shitty “Pirates of the Caribbean” films in the upcoming years.

But that’s the aura he gives off. He acts like a big, goofy, retarded kid, so all the adults treat him like one and constantly spout yuk-yuk comments to his utter delight. While also praising his every inane action like a child who is learning to poop in the toilet.

Trump’s going to pull the trigger on Mueller soon when he starts to get scared that the investigation is about to uncover the truth behind his association with Russia, and it’s going to be the Saturday Night Massacre all over again.

Of course Sessions isn’t going to resign.

What was your secret if I may ask?

The Enterprise could also go to warp speed so no one would have to look at it anymore.

He’s applying pressure to two different kinds of glass to show how the Corning brand glass is so much stronger.

Then Hannity and the rest of Trump’s supporters would say that it’s about damn time we had a president who is unafraid to sodomize dead animals on the White House lawn.

Yeah but if Kennedy retires and another liberal justice dies while the Republicans still control the Senate and the WH, they’ll get 5 justices who will overturn it, regardless of what Roberts does.

This is why it makes me angry when people talk about how Murkowski and Collins are “moderates” who have a conscience.

Roberts might not because he seems wary of the legacy those kind of decisions will leave on his tenure as CJ.

This is the most sick and outrageous PR stunt the Navy has pulled since they invited the band “Japanese Carrier Strike Force” to play their song “Exploding Arizona” for the ceremony commemorating the 1 year anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor.

If the Republicans replace Kennedy and another liberal judge, it’s all going to stop being struck down because Roe v. Wade is history.