No he won’t. He’ll have a fine weekend golfing, or drinking kittens blood, or whatever it is he does for fun, because HE DOES NOT FUCKING CARE!

I’m sure McConnell is having this one blown up into a poster for his personal amusement and for Republicans to illustrate a prime example of someone too lazy to pull herself up by her bootstraps.

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Fuck.

Normally I just want to say “Shut the fuck up” to SAS about anything he says.

But the Celtics won the 1969 title.

Though I’m not a Knicks fan, I think I can speak confidently for the majority of them when I say, instead of seeing Dolan play, I’d rather shove a white hot sewing needle through the pupil of my eye.

Getting Wayne Gretzky will do a lot for helping a team become really good.

I’m sure if it was a hot item, vendors in Vegas would have found a way to have some GK stuff in stock since they announced the name and logo months ago.

He supposedly wants to get Phoenix’s #4 pick and try and get Josh Jackson?!?!?!

Won’t happen. In fact I’m expecting Bettman to award an expansion franchise to Albuquerque any day now.

Here’s Fleury in his new LV gear:

Hey now, Kevin McHale at least drafted Kevin Garnett. Phil Jackson hasn’t made a move 1/4th as good as that.

Are we talking just the NBA or all the major sports?

I think it would be huge if the Celtics could land Porzingis and Gordon Hayward. They both have that special something special Boston fans really love.

Oddly enough, a bunch of seagulls shitting the Coliseum would actually improve its appearance.

He shares a lot in common with the President in that respect.

Meg Ryan suffered a similar fate.

Really no point in him attending domestic violence prevention classes. The point where he could have been prevented from committing DV has long since passed.

No shit.