The movie looks, well, meh (most definitely not creepy or scary, but, maybe I’m a psycho?), but I am guessing it’s something to do with regeneration, as starfish are capable of, and the use of the boys in possibly some sort of organ/limb/body part farming?

Yes you are a child. A child at heart. Never loose that spark. You're a rainbow!

Don’t be silly, it’s a deliberate mixup of singular and plural pronouns, designed to pay ironic homage to ... oh, fuck it. Dude can’t write.

Cracks open. Finds fossil. Flips out.

Clearly Jesus just tossed the rock at the Earth in order to test our faiths. Just like when he buried all those dinosaur bones. I for one didn’t evolve into any stupid bird!

You sound like you need a hug. Send me your address so I can Uber over there and give you one. I’ll bring a thesaurus with me, since you seem to need to expand your vocabulary. It’ll be fun! Then we can Uber over to this ice cream shop I know to get treats!

So who exactly are they terrorizing?

It wouldn’t be considered terrorism if students took over the college administration building in 1971 to protest the jailing of Huey Newton. Some of us have lived through the Panthers pretty much running the show and getting away with it.

They don’t have hostages, aren’t spraying bullets into crowds, haven’t hijacked any planes, not blowing up malls, not releasing bio-weapons, not contaminating water supplies, nor are they threatening to detonate a thermo-nuclear device in a metropolitan area. They are not terrorists.

If you’re terrified by what they're doing, then I feel sorry for you. What is terrifying is that anyone is calling them terrorists.

Oh, look, another faux-outrage post from a person who hasn’t taken in any refugees to live in their own home, probably posted from an electronic device made by child labor in a different horrid third-world country than the one they’re outraged about.

Yes he meant “naught” as others have said, also in the first sentence of the same paragraph “This should give you a little pause!” is either supposed to be: