“Some live Bills fans.”

I can’t find a clip, but there’s a scene in the Jon Lovitz cartoon “The Critic” that is essentially this, I don’t know why I remember but the sterotyped-asian proprietor would yell “Oh no, it is the monster with many mouths” whenever they saw him coming and slam the doors.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

Orderlies will be around to collect the hand-raisers and return them to their rooms.

Yeah, I haven’t seen the Incredibles, but the philosophy described here is much less Ayn Rand and much more Harrison Bergeron, by that notorious right-wing nut Kurt Vonnegut.

Not a pats fan here, but this is all correct.

“hospital orderly jobs”

+1 I do think this is correct - just as we ought to preserve the history of Nazi Germany and every other oppressive regime that had the temerity of creating “art” in it’s honor, these statues should be preserved, but in a museum somewhere.  It’s history, it’s art, and it should not be destroyed - but it doesn’t need…

Cornhole

Slip and slide: I have an above-ground pool that sits cut into the side of a big-ass hill, so that the uphill side is level with the pool, then goes up another maybe 25 feet.  I want to put in a slip-and-slide down the hill and maybe a plywood ramp at the bottom, ending in the pool.  My wife thinks this sounds like a…

This is a fascinating series, and I appreciate it. I do have one specific question, as it relates to the war in Iraq, especially in the early days with Gitmo etc.

The Golden Corral Bathroom line-up

The I’m really feeling much better! lineup

That’s a really valid point. All that I would argue is that he did adopt the language of Libertarianism, but not the principles; see the second quote from the Reason article above. Anyone with a solid grounding in libertarian principle will understand that. For better or worse, it is up to the electorate to be able to…

I’m trying to get through this whole thing, but had to pause at “Libertarian Icon”. You need to seriously research the definition of the term Libertarian. The guy was a statist, through and through, he just chose different shit to enforce the power of the state on. Here’s his send-off from Reason Magazine, the preemine…

Or, if you’re already at a LA Fitness, hit the racquetball court with the other middle-aged white guys. 

I’m not even familiar with the source material, and I want to see this movie

The Deadspin staff isn’t that patriotic

I accidentally rented a campsite at a Corps of Engineers campground that wound up being a place like this. I thought I was going to be in the woods, turned out I was in something more like a grassy parking lot / trailer park with a bunch of retirees looking at me from their “porches” as I got out of my tent in the…

That’s always surprised me too, I’ve always found NASCAR kindof boring, but F1 cars, drivers, tracks etc are fascinating to me. We need a once-every-four-years event for open wheel racing, so I can be the smug dipshit in the room once in a while :)