My favorite thing about the World Cup is pretending like I care about soccer just to irritate the smug dipshits who do.

The site: flag is particularly helpful with Gawker media sites, whose search function is completely useless :/

My next-door neighbor was ripping off the lady whose house she cleaned to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars, and the next guy down turned out to be a pederast.

This is a great story and a great telling of it, thanks Dave.

Some numbers (this is all napkin math, please don’t kill me with decimals):

This is fantastic, as a student of my own regional dialect this is a lovely transcription.

Things my two year old daughter cannot get enough of:

That’s silly, or perhaps you only know shitty tat artists. Every artist I know would be happy to cover it, probably help come up with a new design. Tattoo artists understand (better than most) that people make bad decisions, most of the ones I know would take it as a personal complement to help rectify past mistakes.

I have heard this argument before, but my understanding is that while many (all?) stadiums are funded by public dollars, the league/teams themselves are an entirely separate and private legal entity. Since players are employees of that private entity, they can be told to behave how their employer wishes while on the…

What’s with the picture of Michael Berryman at the top of the article?

Amusement parks should be on this list. All young people, often very attractive with performance mentality. I worked at an amusement part attraction that was mostly theater majors and I swear everybody but me was having sex.

I quit the internet today, you win.

Which state is this in?

Here’s a fun thing you don’t want to know: At Marine OCS in Quantico, the toilets in the chow hall don’t have doors, and the partitions, if I recall correctly, only go to about shoulder height when you sit down.

What it sounds to me that Giuliani is trying to say is that Trump had it set up with Cohen to deal with stuff like this, then just bill whatever private legal entity paid Cohen’s bills. That allows Cohen to get paid, but Trump to not be privy to the details, hence “Not knowing about it”. (I mean, it’s not like Trump…

They also have Neal, who was Sid’s right-hand man for years, and Engelland on the other side. Three former Pens, with Fleury being one of my favorites ever and two that I liked a lot; I’ve been calling them the “Penguins West” and if the Pens don’t go all the way I’ll be rooting for VGK big time. (Currently…

This kind of thing is just begging to be fucked with. I wouldn’t have gone the racist route, but a younger me would have thought it hilarious to try to get it to repeat lines from The Exorcist or Silence of the Lambs.

Why, it’s almost like there’s more than one republican out there, and they’re not all exactly the same!

I’m kind of disappointed Burneko doesn’t get more hate mail.

I read Williamson at NRO (I read NRO and Splinter, this is my idea of balance), and while I wouldn’t say I’m a fan I do respect the guy’s talent. This whole thing has been stupid, hiring a right-wing nutjob just to fire him two weeks later for being a right-wing nutjob is just dumb.