“If you’re grilling vegetables, a single sheet of heavy-duty foil offers better protection against food falling through the grates.”

You’re forgiven if you’ve never heard of the occupation “food anthropologist” before.

Fascinating fact that may interest maybe three of you. four at a push: 

I hear ya man.... my wife always complains that I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers!

Runnin' round the house with a pickle in his mouth.

“Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole...”

Meanwhile people over 25 plead with tiktokers to just stop

Isn’t all food bad for you?  I’ve been eating lasagna and muffins for the past 40 years and I feel terrible

Preach! This perfectly states how I felt about this. I was robbed of an ending to the story about these amazing, intriguing characters, in favor of a self-indulgent wank. And I feel bad about feeling that way, given how personal this obviously was to Mr. Segel.

AND THEY WANT BLOOD!

“What part of the chicken does the McNugget come from?”

I hated this finale so goddamn much. Like, no snark, I’m genuinely happy that Segel had a great, personally fulfilling experience making this show. But that realization didn’t have to come at the expense of the show itself. I was invested in these characters, especially the (almost never seen on TV) romance story…

That’s not quite what I’m talking about.

Oh fuck off, Barsanti.

“we need to talk about” headlines are the fucking worst. Stop that. 

The best Final Fantasy game is V and it is not close. The worst is III (which actually came out the day I was born (and I’m of course talking about the NES one not VI)). Turns out a lousy job system utterly tanks a game and a great job system uplifts a game to the highest echelon of RPGs.

A charoset cocktail actually sounds good. A shot of apple brandy, a shot of red wine, a little simple syrup and soda, shaken with ice then garnished with a nut and sprinkled with cinnamon?

Really pushing Mike’s magical hypercompetence to the farthest edges of plausibility for this one. I’m a team player and I’m always on board for suspension of disbelief, but there is a fine line between serving your story and resorting to a cheap, lazy out.

Grilled cheese without cheese-Grill 2 pieces of bread. Stack and eat.