Worst boy band ever....

He's DaBaby. Gotta love him.

Nobody on staff is gonna read this or care but holy shit do I hate this policy of reposting a hundred articles over the holidays.

As much as I’m sure people love to laugh at stupidity, I’m not certain Salty Waitress should be a column. There is not much confusing about restaurants, which is why all the questions are either weird or entitled or about really obvious stuff.

You need to be writing more things with James in mind.

“This site got worse only over the last year” is quite a take.

What, no mention of the delightful “Christmas Wrapping” cover at the end? 

I didn’t think my Friday morning would be spent correcting the spelling of mohel, but here we are.

Is it me, or is this basically indistinguishable from the 'Worst' list?

I don’t like Honeycrisp precisely because they have a very one-note over sweetness. I thought the cosmic crisps I got to try over the weekend had a very pleasant tart note to them. They still wouldn’t be my choice for a baking apple, but for eating, they’re really good.

Maybe Marnie’s still getting used to making up the questions that she’s gonna answer?

“I’m going to mock MTV for trying to get the youth of America to actively engage in politics because I’m a hipster fuckhead and MTV doing social good doesn’t fit into my idiotic little narrative!” - Sam Barsanti

Seriously, I don’t give a damn about anything MTV has done in the last decade, but this entire article is so…

The poptimist era is so boring. Critics are terrified to treat any pop music as less than genius and ignore other genres.

The real head scratcher is here:

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Hang on, I don’t understand this article at all. I need some seriously tepid tweets to understand this.

Kinja lovers? I thought we all hated Kinja. Even Kinja Ernie might hate it. Bring back Disqus!

It appears several of us immediately started thinking about sucking a fat dick!

Man, I’d really love to know what Larry has to say about all of those roles! BY READING ABOUT IT IN AN ARTICLE.

IT’S SPELLED *DISC*WORLD! >:(