This is because of wishy washy moderates who kept crying, “But my colon!”  You need to get behind your candidates!! 

oh man mcavoy is mega nasty

But isn’t it really a testament to how amazing News Radio is that a show with both Joe Rogan and Andy Dick was so great?

Why does a guy named Dragon need a nickname?

Tubelcain!

She's an actress doing a bit with an obnoxious reality tv star for an awards show. This was before the birther shit. Do you ever not cone up with the most spiteful, off-base take? Is this a gimmick account where the gimmick is 'sucking'?

At first I thought this would be mildly interesting news like they banned lye-washing pretzels or something, but then it turned out to be some sensible measures regarding processed snack foods that would make sense in any country, and now I feel like a sucker for clicking. “German Government Decides Their Equivalent…

I’m a simple man...I see bitching about Kinja and I upvote (or like...or recommend...whatever the hell you call it in this god forsaken platform).

Butt Widows will likely appear tomorrow, in the AV Club’s Best Pornos Of 2018 list.

I think it’s left off a lot of lists because it’s arguably a remake.

“We are so sorry, but Kanye West won’t stop tweeting about Drake and we have no choice but to write about it.”

Surely Elmo would prefer “tickle” down economics.

You’re forgetting the best* one; Ron de Jeremy.

Damn shame. Detroiters is/was great. It’s too bad more people didn’t watch. This was the type of show AV Club use to cover and that would have helped spread the word. I kept telling people to “watch Detroiters” in every What’s On Tonight but that’s just shouting into the void at this point. Upper level decisions have…

20% is right. If you have 5 kids, give them one.

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