Why would you post a tweet in a foreign language and not provide a translation?

I’ve seen the Impossible Burger on the menu of multiple Boston-area restaurants, where it always costs more than the regular burgers. For example, if a restaurant has multiple burger variants for $13, they’ll let you swap in the Impossible Burger for $2 more.

That makes more sense than Edgar having his own child. I assumed the flash-forward was a year or two in the future. If Edgar had a child of his own it’d be more like 5-6 years. The girl didn’t look much like Edgar either.

TruTV also shows At Home With Amy Sedaris, which is great. It’s generally sandwiched between multiple episodes of Impractical Jokers, and stuffed full of ads for Impractical Jokers, to remind you to turn off TruTV the moment the show is over.

I’m speaking as someone who’s not covered by the term, just someone who’s bothered by cumbersome acronyms and the resulting awkward headlines. Which probably means I shouldn’t be speaking at all.

If “queer” is a catchall, why not just use it instead of the unwieldy, inaccurate, and frequently-changing acronym?

How much L, T, or Q content was there to cut?

This article posted on the 7-year anniversary of the AV Club’s first, and greatest, borderline-incomprehensible article about Grimes.

I prefer the Mary Worth restaurant. The menu is just for show; Mary gives you the food that she thinks you should have ordered.

The AV Club isn’t reviewing this season (or half-season) of Arrested Development.

You’re posting on social media right now, using what appears to be your real name.

This is why America will never have a lactose-intolerant president.

The marketing was light...unless you watch Nick Jr, where there are multiple ads per show. My 4-year-old is excited to see Wonder Park because she’s seen commercials for it. She’s only started watching TV with commercials recently (and only when we’re too lazy to fast-forward on the DVR), so I think this is the only…

It’s nice that this article gives equal weight to statements by the Staten Island borough president and RealPolitiDiva. Both sides have things to say!

These beer laws don’t sound all that strict.

A single article? It could have been two sentences.

They’re also factoring in Twitter polls, which get responses that almost reach double digits!

It’s Filliam H. Muffman, and it’s an old Colbert Report joke.

You like disgustingly under-cooked eggs. I get that. But even so, why would you include multiple ways of inadequately frying an egg (over-easy, sunny side up, arguably over-medium), while omitting the properly-cooked over-hard egg? Over-hard would definitely lose this rigorously defined competition that’s based…