Maybe Barry weakened the dogs enough that Zerk could beat them?

Does anyone know who played Jake and Rosa's attorney? I couldn't find him in the end credits.

A bottle of Fernet? I keep 3 bottles! One that's running low, one I bought as a backup for when the first runs out, and one that I bought when I forgot I'd already bought a backup.

My favorite gin is Back River Gin, made by Sweetgrass Winery in Maine. For a long time it was only sold at the distillery in rural coastal Maine, so I could only get it while visiting my in-laws. It's finally available in Massachusetts, which gives me one more reason to not visit my in-laws.

Why doesn't the "CostCo" tag go to "Baskets" reviews?

The plot summary sounds exactly like the story I'm remembering, but the details don't match. Either the story I'm thinking of was a ripoff of Poul Anderson, or I'm misremembering all the details.

What about Vampire the Buffet Slayer, a cruel nickname for an overweight vampire?

I have a cousin whose actual name is Buffy. According to Baby Name Voyager, Buffy was the #730 girl's name in the 1970s.

Lactose intolerance is very common among Asians. So how do people in Hong Kong drink this tea without getting sick?

He also thought SNL films at 8:45. He doesn't understand how a live show works, which is especially ridiculous because he once hosted SNL!

Yes.

A land he didn't make up!

Hooray, people are paying attention to me!

It would be faster to figure out what foods don't.

That's not all Biddeford has to offer. There's the Run of the Mill brewpub, several microbreweries…probably some other things…

You rang?

It's not easy to break a glass by stomping on it. You're wearing fancy shoes, you're trying not to lose your balance, and you don't want to look ridiculous during your wedding. (It's even harder for outdoor weddings, if you're on grass.) A lot of people use a lightbulb instead of a real wine glass. There's no way…

I feel exactly the same way. Except for the end of The Oil Slick, nothing on Pedestrian Verse makes me feel the way the previous two albums did. It's a fine album, but it's not their best work.

This show just didn't work for me. It was a collection of seemingly-unrelated stories, most of which were barely about the apocalypse. I wanted a show about people dealing with the end of the world, not searching for their birth mothers or on the run from the law. The fact that the characters are all related didn't…

It's the perfect day for it: "Good" Friday.