Can we all just believe the thousands of women who piss every day and squirt and have working eyes and noses and tongues and say that there is nothing remotely piss-like about the fluid that comes out when someone squirts.

Case in point: if I eat asparagus for supper and later my boyfriend makes me squirt like a…

There’s a giant pool of fluids, and it’s super noticeable.

Yeah I think the research stated that the fluid had some urea in it and therefore was pee, which is dumb because sweat has urea in it too and we don’t go calling that piss.

Oh my. How much time do you have?

As someone who was married to a woman who cheated on me and got pregnant with the guy’s kid, I have a supremely difficult time being non-judgmental about this.

That’s what made me ragey. Does his fucking WIFE know he’s not sold on monogamy? And if he’s not sold on it, why the fuck did he get married?

This. Look, if someone wants to have sex with someone other than their spouse, they can; just be up front about it! It’s the lying part, not the sex bit, that gets under a lot of people’s skin. I don’t have any judgements on open marriages, but this whole “let’s not judge people for lying” thing is pure bullshit.…

Yeah, it made me feel sick too. You’re no longer attracted to her, have a higher libido, don’t believe in monogomy-fine. You want to stay with her because she’s a good friend and raise the kids with her-great AS LONG AS SHE IS AGREEING TO THE ARRANGEMENT TOO.

Or like, discuss it? There are perfectly good partnerships that don't have to be blown all to hell because of a desire to fuck someone else. Not saying that's for you, especially because you've been cheated on (not ok, and I'm really sorry. Me too) but I would like to promote the idea that since infidelity is such a…

I’m in the same boat. I have been cheated on. I have been the other woman (did not know he was married) but I have never cheated. Because you don’t do that to someone else. I hate the story about how an affair made he relationship better. No. It made your life better but the relationship now has this gap where instead…

Yes, thank you! I think (for me) the thing about cheating that is reprehensible is the fact that you are robbing your partner of the opportunity to find someone that is better suited to them. If you want to bang other people, tell your partner and let them decide whether that is something they are willing or able to…

As someone who’s been on the other side of infidelity as well...yeah. This was hard to read. And I had the same thought I had when I discovered I was being cheated on - if you put the effort it takes to have an affair into your marriage instead, maybe you’ll find your relationship isn't so bad. It’s not fucking rocket…

I’m actually not that judgmental normally, but I can’t stand it when people justify their behavior by saying “it’s natural” or “everyone does it” etc. Some do, some don’t. He might, but that doesn’t mean others would. It seems to be a way for people to deflect actually owning their behavior.

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

I do like that anyone who objects to infidelity was preemptively called a “hater,” though. Stay classy, Tracy.

Yeah this whole thing stinks. I get that people get bored with their marriages, need to spice things up, etc, but if you’re that far along, just split up. In the long run it’s better for everyone.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

I need to find a 40 and over league. I had to stop playing at the local rec level because the 30 and unders were a bunch of maniacs. And I’m not even talking about a lack of respect, more a lack of even common decency.

BUT I CAN THROW THAT GUY OUT AT HOME TO HELL WITH THE SHORTSTOP’S ARM TWISTED INTO PLAYING BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE WOMEN WIFE PLAYING CATCHER’S ABILITY TO FIELD THE 70 MPH BALL I’M A MAN HEAR MY BALLS WHIZ!

Canoodle.